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CITIES · EUROPE3 OF 11

LONDON LHR

POLITE, DAMP, AND THE CORNER SHOP SELLS FIREWORKS TO ANYONE.
CUSTOMSnormal
OFFICERWHITCOMBE · THOROUGH
BANKYES
RICH UNCLEYES
MARKETYES
PRICESNORMAL
CHEAP HERE3
FIREWORKS *SIGNED MEMORABILIAHAGGIS *
PAYS FOR10
SNEAKERSREP SNEAKERS *GRAPHICS CARDSBOOTLEG CARTS *BOOTLEG TEES *HOT SAUCEBURNER PHONES *KEYBOARDSFAKE BAGS *FOSSILS *
FLIGHTS FROM LHRDAYS
NEW YORK JFK1 DAYLOS ANGELES LAX2 DAYSDUBAI DXB1 DAYTOKYO HND2 DAYSSYDNEY SYD2 DAYSHONG KONG HKG2 DAYSPARIS CDG1 DAYMEXICO CITY MEX2 DAYSMUMBAI BOM2 DAYSGRAND CAYMAN GCM2 DAYS
AT THE DESKWHITCOMBE · THOROUGH
CHARLIE WHITCOMBE illustration
CHARLIE WHITCOMBE
“I'm terribly sorry, this won't take a moment.”
SPECIALTYREP SNEAKERS * +10

I'm terribly sorry, this won't take a moment. It will. He wears white gloves, owns a magnifier, and can spot a crooked stitch on a rep sneaker from across the hall.

HOW IT PLAYS

London pays for sneakers, rep sneakers, and graphics cards, and sells fireworks cheap at every corner shop, which makes it the natural second stop after New York. The bank and the Rich Uncle are both here, the only place outside New York where you can deposit, pay him down, or borrow more. New York and Dubai are a day away; everything else is two. Charlie Whitcombe apologizes before he searches you, and he is thorough: rep sneakers add 10 points to his stop chance. Declare the fakes here, or carry them on to Dubai, where the line is stricter but Al-Rashid cares about watches instead. The fireworks you buy here pay in New York and Sydney.